Zitat des Tages von Mort Sahl:
My life needs editing.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.