Zitat des Tages über Durchschnittlicher Mann / Average Man:
Four years of football are calculated to breed in the average man more of the ingredients of success in life than almost any academic course he takes.
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic.
The presentations and conceptions of the average man of the world are formed and dominated, not by the full and pure desire for knowledge as an end in itself, but by the struggle to adapt himself favourably to the conditions of life.
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, he most illogically kicks up a row.
The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever.
I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number - a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.
There are people who tell you to shut up because you're just a celebrity, but pundits, talking heads, they're every bit the celebrity and a lot of them aren't any more qualified than the average man on the street.
The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
If we investigate the vague feelings of the average man towards the arts, we find that he is timid and that he has developed a humble belief that art is something which has been invented centuries ago in countries like Greece or Italy and that all we can do about it is study it carefully and apply it.
The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is. I don't believe in 'super-men,' for the world is full of capable men, but it's the fellow with determination that wins out.
I think people identify with Columbo because he is an average man.
There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.